• Jesus: It's important to help those less fortunate than you. Treat them as your brother.
  • Christian Conservatives: *hurriedly turn the page*

(Source: marrowack)

brenodnurie:

i love it when lyrics don’t make sense to you but then you sit and think about them for a while and suddenly they’re the deepest shit you’ve ever heard it just always makes me feel good when that happens

(Source: xaviercharles)

epistemologicalfallacy:

goats are literally Masters of Physics

epistemologicalfallacy:

goats are literally Masters of Physics

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(Source: itskylestyle)

atheistpigeon:

airbenderedacted:

Tfeneral-gaggot:

cheesyfiestafuck:

getting caught smoking weed under a parachute

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT MANY PEOPLE TO RUN OUT OF THE PARACHUTE

THAT GUY’S LAUGH

The tour group

skreeet:

willthewriter:

ICONIC

hate when that happens

skreeet:

willthewriter:

ICONIC

hate when that happens

(Source: sylvysparrow)

80% of my friendships on tumblr

  • me: we should talk more!
  • them: yeah we should!
  • both: *never talks to each other again*
yungscylla:


i love facebook i changed my mind

yungscylla:

i love facebook i changed my mind

surprisebitch:

on a scale of 1 to done

i’m

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(Source: surprisebitch)

  • me looking at thing: yooooo
  • me looking at price: nooooo

(Source: raphaelamoreira)

ambitiousgurl1:

College is viewed as a necessity, yet priced as a luxury.

graceebooks:

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

im gonna reblog this 300 times a day

graceebooks:

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

im gonna reblog this 300 times a day